NEWS FLASH: Attention all dogs seeking owners. #1 Rule – make sure you interview your potential owner extensively and make certain they are totally committed to being trained as dog owners!
新闻快讯：注意所有寻求主人的狗。 ＃1规则 – 确保您广泛采访您的潜在拥有者并确保他们完全致力于接受狗主人的培训！
All kidding aside if you really want to learn about owning a dog the first criteria is to decide why you want one and make sure it’s for all the right reasons.
Once you’ve got that figured out then your next step is learning “How to be a “Top Dog Owner.” You do that by reading this terrific manual for dog owners. You would swear that this guide is written by Karl Matthews dog.
It’s jam-packed with everything your dog wishes you knew but couldn’t ask you himself. Take a gander a what Karl covers:它塞满了你的狗希望你知道的一切，但不能问你自己。 看看卡尔所涵盖的内容：
Purebred or Heinz Variety – this goes back to the reason you want a dog in the first place
Purebred或Heinz Variety – 这可以追溯到你想要一只狗的原因
Where to find the perfect pal for you – classified ads – breeders – what to look for when shopping around
哪里可以找到适合自己的好朋友 – 分类广告 – 育种者 – 在购物时寻找什么
Human. . .er. . .dog training – an obedient owner is a happy owner
人类。。呃。。 .dog培训 – 一个听话的老板是一个快乐的老板
How to select the correct toys for your dog – some toys can actually be harmful – learn how to select the appropriate toys for your canine
如何为您的狗选择正确的玩具 – 一些玩具实际上可能有害 – 学习如何为您的犬选择合适的玩具
Making the adoption work – integrating into your family unit – who is the leader of the pack?
使收养工作 – 融入您的家庭单元 – 谁是领导者？
House training – an important part of training – Karl includes hints on getting rid of stains – just in case
众议院培训 – 培训的一个重要部分 – 卡尔包含了清除污渍的提示 – 以防万一
Feeding time – yum yum – the right food for the right stage
喂养时间 – yum yum – 适合正确阶段的食物
When to see the vet – vaccinations of course – but what about illness?
什么时候去看兽医 – 接种疫苗当然 – 但是病情怎么样？
Who’s in charge – learning the rules – your dog will grow weary of trying to teach you all the ins and outs of chewing, licking and other various habits and with any luck you’ll both be trained properly
谁负责 – 学习规则 – 你的狗会厌倦试图教你咀嚼，舔和其他各种习惯的所有细节，如果运气好，你们都会得到适当的训练
We’ve had a bit of fun here, but if you are thinking about adding a dog to your family you really need a copy of “How to be a “Top Dog Owner” and the time to acquire that copy is now, BEFORE you go shopping.