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How To Eliminate Your“Honey Do” List Once And For All!

It was one of those hot, sultry days in mid-August.  The air was so humid each breath felt like a warm drink of water.  Suddenly, a piercing scream interrupted the buzz of the fly that I felt too tired to swat.
这是8月中旬那些炎热,闷热的日子之一。 空气如此潮湿,每次呼吸都像是一杯温暖的水。 突然,一声刺耳的尖叫声打断了苍蝇的嗡嗡声。

Mopping the sweat off my brow, and with a deep sigh, I managed to maneuver my eight and a half month pregnant, tank like frame out of the chair and negotiate down the hallway.  Mommy!  Mommy!
擦掉额头上的汗水,深深地叹了一口气,我设法怀孕了八个半月,从椅子上掏出一个框架,沿着走廊走来走去。 妈妈! 妈妈!

The two year old had just flushed his “Sponge Bob Square Pants” action figure down the toilet.  Rather than regurgitating the plastic figure, the porcelin monster was spewing forth like Old Faithful.  If something wasn’t done soon, our neighborhood would be offering beach front property in the middle of the desert!
这个两岁的孩子刚刚冲下马桶上的“Sponge Bob Square Pants”动作人物。 而不是反复塑造这个塑料人物,斑点怪物像老忠实一样喷出来。 如果不能尽快完成某些事情,我们的社区将在沙漠中间提供海滨酒店!

Where was my hero?  Where was that knight in shining armor who promised to love, honor, cherish and repair all things broken til death do us part?
我的英雄在哪里? 哪位骑士穿着闪亮的盔甲,承诺要爱,尊重,珍惜和修复所有破碎的东西,直到死亡让我们分开?

He’s where any other red-blooded man was on a Sunday afternoon in the summer. . .braving the wilds 50 miles away on some stupid boat trying to catch a stupid fish!
他是夏天的一个星期天下午,任何其他血腥男子的地方。。 在一些愚蠢的船上试图捕捉愚蠢的鱼,在50英里外的野生动物!

Hi Ladies,

Can you relate?  Maybe you’ve “been there and done that?”  Whether it’s painting or plumbing chances are you’ve had a similar experience.
你能谈谈吗? 也许你“去过那里并做到了?”无论是绘画还是管道机会,你都有类似的经历。

If your “honey do” list is longer than a jumbo sized roll of toilet paper, you need help.  If you wait for Prince Charming your kids will be in college before he gets “a round tuit.”
如果你的“亲爱的”清单比一卷大号的卫生纸长,你需要帮助。 如果你等待白马王子,你的孩子将在大学里获得“圆领”。

Never again do you need to be intimidated by a power tool.

Never again do you need to ask which end of a screw driver does the job.

Never again do you need to give up, call a repairman and write a check equal to the national debt!

End your frustration, save your marriage and gain a whole lot of self-respect in the process.

In just minutes you can take control and learn:

  • How to clear a blocked showerhead
  • How to use a power drill
  • How to unclog a sprinkler system
  • How to load a staple gun
  • How to replace a light switch
  • How to use a wrench
  • How to fix a toilet leak
  • How to repair a table or chair
  • How to caulk a bathtub
  • How to fix a sticky drawer
  • and so much more

You CAN do this.  I promise.  It’s not that difficult, men just want you to “think” it is.  It’s a power thing. . .kind of like who has control of the remote control for the television set.
你可以这样做。 我承诺。 这并不困难,男人只是想让你“思考”它。 这是一件很有力量的事情。。 喜欢控制电视机遥控器的人。

End your frustration, save a ton of money on simple repairs and get it done when YOU want.  Handywoman’s Home Repairs is just what the doctor ordered.
结束您的挫败感,节省大量资金进行简单维修,并在您需要时完成。 Handywoman的家庭维修就是医生订购的。

And maybe. . .just maybe. . .Prince Charming will take you to dinner with all the money you’ve saved!
有可能。。 也许吧。。 .Prince Charming将带你去吃晚餐,你已经省下了所有的钱!

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